If it weren’t for abortions, free birth control, and who knows what else Obamacare pays for, these women might actually have to either say no or make the guy pay for a condom, the horror!
I remember the day having to ‘man up’ to ask the pharmacist for the condoms as they were not out in full display on a rack with all the other kinky stuff available now, which would have made most people blush at the idea of using it. Now the TV is full of commercials selling sex lube, condoms, and with half-naked people doing what once would have almost been X-rated. And these poor women complain about a $10 prescription for pills?
‘Buy me stuff!’ they cry. If you were an inquisitive space alien who decided to drift down to visit America in 2016 — as a tour guide, I probably wouldn’t recommend this year in particular, as people are kind of crabby, and good-natured hijinks are at a general low, […]